Shelf-Of-Insanity

I have had a short life. I have not done anything spectacular or awe-inspiring.                               I survived being born --               and gaining a little brother.                                     I was, and am, an odd child. I can be quiet or loud—when I want.             I learned to read at a young age, and read for hours on end.                   My mother would find me     curled up under a desk, on a table,   under my bed, reading.                                                       I still haven't grown out of that.                                       I hate spiders.                     Alway

                           Top Ten Signs You Overdid It At Thanksgiving  10. The pets have stopped begging for food. In fact they're comatose.   9. Your pants have an elastic waistband.   8. Alkaseltzer and Tums are eaten like M&M's.   7. You and your cousin fight over the remote - by nudging each other with your feet.   6. You ate half the turkey youself.   5. Ther are no leftovers.   4. Every question is answered with a burp - or a fart.   3. Nobody wants pie.   2. The kids start asking if Grandpa died or is just napping hard.   1. You compare your stomach with your 8 1/2 month pregnant sister in law - yours is bigger.