Why the hell do I get these indescribable urges to do these quiz-things-from-hell? I do not know. And yet, lo and behold, I CANNOT STOP!!!! The Powers That Be must have it out for me or something. That or They're giggling their asses off at my pain and frustration. Here we go again...
1 THE BASICS
Whatever.
2 Name
Rhiannon O'Malley.
3 Gender
Female or so you think. (juuuust kidding)
4 Age
None of your frickin' business.
5 Screen Name
Shelf-Of-Insanity, Evie, IKnowWhereYouSleep
6 Birthday
October 31st
7 Race
Irish/Italian and damn proud.
8 School/Grade
I'm in school and that's all yer gonna get.
9 Job
Student and volunteer at the library.
10 Status
Single, dammit.
11 Hometown
What the f---? I'm not telling you!! (cyber-stalker!)
12 Current Town
See previous answer, cyber-stalker.
13 Parents Still Together
Yessss....why is this a question?
14 Siblings
One.
15 Pets
Mah puppy-dog and mah kitty. (He's probably gonna eviscerate me for calling him that.)
16 Smoker
Oh HELL no.
17 Drinker
Mmmm...not old enough yet.
18 Virgin
Go to hell. Seriously.
19 Orientation
Back away slowly. NOW.
20 Drugs
I'm serious. What the F---
21 APPEARANCE
Again, whatever.
22 Hair Color
Flamin' red.
23 Is it Dyed
Don't you dare. This is all natural, baby!!
24 Eye color
Green. I'm an Irish girl!

25 Height
5'5 or somewhere near that.
26 Style
Whatever the hell feels comfortable and/or fun.
27 Glasses/Contacts/None?
Glasses!
28 Freckles
Well, doi! I'm Irish, remember?
29 Body Type
Um, Hourglass, if that's what you mean
30 Shoe Size
5 or 6. I have tiny faery feet.
31 Piercings
Ears only so far.
32 Want More?
Maybe, dunno yet.
33 Tatoos?
Not yet.
34 Want More?
Yup. Want the One Ring script on somewhere and maybe a Bon Jovi thing.
35 Braces?
No, but I really need them.
36 Overall Best Feature?
Hair or eyes, take your pick.
37 Overall Worst Feature?
Mmmmm...none! I'm perfect! XP
38 Do you get most of your traits from mom or dad?
Mmhmm...Not sure. Half and half maybe?
39 LIKES/DISLIKES
Oooooo, boy. Here we go.
40 Favorite Color
Ivy green
41 Worst Color
PINK!!!!
42 Favorite Number
1986. Lotta good things happened that year.
43 Favorite Animal
Cougar, Red Panda, any type of cat really
44 Least Favorite Animal
SPIDERRRRRRR!!!!
45 Favorite Flower
Rose. (Don't EVEN say it)
46 Favorite Food
Fettecine Alfredo, bella!
47 Worst Food
BEANS.
48 Favorite Junk Food
Ramennnnn!
49 Worst Junk Food
PIZZA. Hate that crap.
50 Favorite Restaraunt
Johnny Carino's. Bella, bella Italian place.
51 Favorite Ice Cream Flavor
French Vanilla or Cherries Jubilee.
52 Favorite Candy
Red Vines.
53 Favorite Alcoholic Drink
Don't know yet.
54 Favorite NON Alcoholic Drink
Teaaaaa...
55 Worst Alcoholic Drink
:d
56 Worst NON Alcoholic Drink
Anything carbonated.
57 Favorite Genre of Music
Hair Metal, Rock, Arena Rock, Classic Rock, 80's
58 Worst Genre
RAP, Hip Hop, R&B
59 Favorite Band/Artist
Oh COME on. BON JOVI, you imbeciles!
60 Worst Band/Artist
BRITNEY SPEARS.
61 Favorite Song
Right now? Baba O'Riley by the Who. Although Have A Nice Day, Livin' On A Prayer, and You Give Love A Bad Name will always be in my top five.
62 Worst Song
Hit Me Baby One More Time or Bubbly
63 Favorite Radio Station
Alice@97.3 or 96.9 the Eagle.
64 Favorite Book
Lord of the Rings or the Enchanted Forest Chronicles.
65 Worst Book
Hmmm....I have yet to meet a book that I truly dislike...WAIT! THE RED BADGE OF COURAGE!! Hated that damn thing.
66 Favorite Type of Movie
Action/Adventure, Drama, and if you tell anyone this I will hunt you down, Romance.
67 Worst Type of Movie
Mmm....ones that are soap-opera-y
68 Favorite Movie
LotR, obviously, the National Treasures, Lost Boys, the Goonies.....Mansfield Park....
69 Worst Movie Ever
Gyah....PERSUASION.
70 Favorite TV Show
CSI:NY!!! CSI:LV and CSI:MI too.
71 Worst TV Show
Every damn reality TV show on.
72 Favorite Season of the Year
Fall.
73 Worst Season
Summer. Too hot, especially here in the Seventh Circle of Hell.
74 Best Friend
F!dg!t!!!
75 Worst Enemy
I'll never tell. That way they don't get a head start.
76 Favorite Day of the Week
Friday.
77 Least Favorite Day of the Week
I don't like Mondaaaaaays! *doing best impression of Bob Geldof*
78 Favorite Sport
Swimming.
79 Sport You Hate
I don't really HATE any.
80 One thing you cant get enough of
CSI:NY...and Bon Jovi!
81 One thing you hate more than anything
Stupid, smug, supercilious....stupid people.
82 LOVE LIFE
Go. To. Hell.
83 Are You Single?
....Yes.
84 If not, who is your bf/gf?
IWANTDONFLACKORJBJPLEAAAAASE!
85 How Long Have You Been Together?
......
86 If You're Single, Do you Like It?
....go.
87 Do You Have a Crush On Anyone Right Now?
HELL YES. I want Don Flack on a platter, alive and shirtless, and I want him now. Or Eddie Cahill.
88 First Kiss
Back off, Peepin' Tom
89 Ever Kiss in the Rain?
grgpqlx
90 In a Movie Theater?
cvpkql
91 Underwater?
*snerk*
92 First Love
David Bowie as Jareth the Goblin King. Shut up.
93 Have you ever Cheated on Anyone?
wtf.
94 Been Cheated on?
wtf
95 Used Someone?
Not to my knowledge.
96 Been used?
If I have, I want their name and rank.
97 Lied to your bf/gf?
wtf
98 Ever Made out With Just a Friend?
What the hell no.
99 Ever Had Sex With Just a Friend?
WHAT. THE. F---.
100 Are You a Tease?
Maybe.

101 Do you Flirt a Lot?
Maybe.

102 Longest Relationship
.....no comment.
103 Shortest
again, no comment.
104 Have you Ever Gotten a Poem?
*sniffs* no......
105 Ever Get Flowers?
*bigger sniff* NO.........
106 Sweetest Thing You've Ever Gotten
*bawls* GO AWAAAY
107 Do you Like Valentine's Day or Sweetest Day?
I killed Cupid.
108 Do you Believe in Love at First Sight?
....YES.
109 Do you Believe in
...What? DO I BELIEVE IN WHAT?!?
110 Do you Fall in Love Fast?
Hooooooooo boy, yes.
111 Are you a Player?
WTF, NO.
112 Would you ever Hook Up With Someone of the Same sex?
The future is always unknown, Grasshopper.
113 Have You ever Kissed 2 People in One Day?
Back off
114 Kissed 2 People At One Time?
Back off
115 Had Sex with 2 People in One day?
BACK off
116 Had sex with 2+ People at One Time?
BACK OFF, JACK
117 Ever cried over someone of the opposite sex?
When I realized JBJ was married....yes.
118 Ever Been Dumped?
nope
119 Ever dumped someone?
nyuh.
120 Ever been rejected?
Ni.
121 Do you have a lot of ex's?
go away.
122 Are you a slut?
Forget hell, go to Purgatory.
123 Ever been called one?
...see above^
124 Ever dated someone more than once?
Go.
125 Do you ever make the first move?
Away.
126 Double dates or single?
Single.
127 Do you want to get married?
.....Yes.
128 OPPOSITE SEX (what you're attracted to)
Oh yeah. Here we go.
129 Hair Color
Black or golden blonde. mmmmmm.
130 Short or long?
Medium or shortish.
131 Style
Sexy, leather-clad or hot detective.
132 Age
over 18 at least.
133 Height
Tallllllll....
134 Weight
Dunno. No overweight.
135 Muscular Or Skinny
Fit, but not ripped-body-builder. Slender.
136 Boxers or Briefs
Boxerrrrs.
137 Do you care about looks?
Well, yes. Physical attraction is always part of the bargain.
138 Other
What?
139 Can you drive?
Mwahahahaa...you'll find out.
140 Do You Have a Car?
Noooooo....
141 Do you have a cell phone?
Yup. Doesn't everyone?
142 Are you online a lot?
Not enough. DX
143 Do you like gay/bi people?
They are perfectly acceptable.
144 Can you speak another language?
Italiano, bambinoooo!
145 Do you do well in school?
Well enough.
146 Do you collect anything?
CD's, Books, books and more books.
147 Have an obsession?
Bon joviness, books, music, books, CSI:NY, books, CSI, etc.
148 Do you hate yourself?
Only when I sing along to Prince.
149 Ever smile for no reason?
Yup!
150 Talk to yourself?
All the time.
151 Do you have any regrets?
.....maybe.
152 Believe in magick?
Hell yes.
153 Do you support gay marriage?
Yes I do!
154 Sex before marriage?
.......
155 Do you trust people easily?
I don't trust anyone. Well, except F!dg!t and my dog. Cat would betray me in a heartbeat if there was something in it for him.
156 Forgive easily?
Nooooo.
157 Do you have a secret no one knows?
That's for me to know and for you to never find out.
158 Do you get along with your parents?
Does anyone really?
159 What about other people?
Those I don't scare the beejeezus out of, yes.
160 How do you vent your anger?
I kill bunnies.
161 Do you like George Bush?
*snorts* NO.
162 Goal Before you die?
Hug and kiss the ever living soul out of Jon Bon Jovi.
163 Biggest Fear
Spiders or falling.
164 Biggest Weakness
Children.
165 Do you play an instrument?
Piano, and BOOM! Air guitar.
166 What do you want to be when you grow up?
Librarian or Detective. Like Flack detective.
167 PERSONALITY TRAITS - Are you...
Sarcastic.
168 A bitch?
DAMN PROUD! *starts singing Bitch by Meredith Brooks*
169 A daydreamer?
Ayup!
170 Shy?
Sometimes.
171 Talkative?
Around well-known people.
172 Energic?
I'm guessing this means energetic, and YES.
173 Happy?
Just a freakin' ray of sunshine.
174 Depressed?
NEVER
175 Funny?
I crack myself up.
176 Slutty?
Go directly to hell. Do not pass Go.
177 Boring?
See above ^
178 Mean?
If you piss me off. (hint, hint)
179 Nice?
When I want to be.
180 Caring?
On occasions.
181 Trustworthy?
Yes.
182 Confident?
In truth?......no.
183 Friendly?
No, hostile.
184 Smart?
I use my genius for evil.
185 Sarcastic?
Me? Sarcastic? Nooooooo! Hell yes, you moron.
186 Dependable?
Yes.
187 Quiet?
Only with a book.
188 Weird?
Who, me?

189 Adaptable?
Sometimes.
190 Strong (emotionally)?
YES.
191 Strong (physically)?
OH YES.
192 Mature?
When I want to. Otherwise, I'm so immature, six-year-olds are more mature.
193 Logical?
*snorts* Rarely.
194 Religious?
Christian.
195 Modest?
HELL NO!
196 Indesicive?
At times.
197 Sympathetic?
To kids not related to me.
198 Polite?
Hah, NEVER
199 Creative?
'Round the clock
200 Fun to be around?
Hoo yeah!
201 Loveable?
Yes, when I'm not trying to rip your throat out.
202 Easily Amused?

All too true...
203 Outgoing?
Am an extrovert!
204 Daring?
Sorta. As long as it doesn't involve spiders or heights
205 Clumsy?
Like a minotaur in a china shop.
206 Nosy?
Maybe. What that on your screen? Come on, I wanna know!
207 Lazy?
According to other people, yes.
208 Scary?
Ohhhhhhhh, yes. Very much so to smaalll annoying children.
209 Optimistic?
Yup.
210 Persuasive?
Most of the time.
211 A good listener?
Nope. I zone out a lot.
212 Curious?
Like a cat, goddammit
213 Determined?
Damn straight.
214 Artistic?
Yes I am! *strikes impressive pose*
215 Honest?
Mostly.
216 Respectful?
HELL NO, YOU %#$!@^&*&$%#!!!!!
217 Concieted?
NO.
218 Cocky?
YES.
219 Controlling?
nNo.
220 Playful?
Always.
221 Easygoing?
Nah, I'm hardcore man!
222 Carefree?
Yeah.
223 Hot Headed?
HELL FREAKIN' YEAH
224 Serious?
Rarely.
225 Thoughtful?
Maybe
226 Considerate?
Maybe. If you're nice.
227 Stubborn?
Oooooohhh yessssss.
228 Romantic?
......Hopelessly
229 Ambitious?
Meh.
230 Jealous?
Of JBJ's wife, yes.
231 Insecure?
.....no comment.
232 Obsessive?
WTF YEAH
233 Attentive?
...What? Did you say something?
234 Helpful?
Hahaha! No way.
235 Punctual?
RARELY.
236 Rational?
No freakin' way.
237 Sincere?
Mostly.
238 Tolerant?
Mostly
239 Goodbye
*sob* I'll miss you!
What the hell did you expect, you moron? I hate you! A pox on you and all your kin!
240 Did you enjoy this survey?
Of course I did!
NO I DIDN'T YOU F***ING MORON
Feel the love, you ass.
241 Was it too long?
YES, GODDAMMIT
242 Do you think it contained just about everything
Define everything.
MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAA!!!
I TAG.....

'Cause I can't really tag anyone else....