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You're My Happy Mistake"So you have no friends, huh?"

"Nope."

"Gee, thanks, then what am I?"

"You?"

"Mhmm"

You're someone I can't stand the thought of being without. You're someone I treasure, someone I love more than myself, you're my soulmate. I see only you, I hear only you, you're the man that makes me cry the longest and laugh the hardest. You are my everything, without you I am incomplete and life is pointless.

"You're a happy mistake."

Free. Ch. 10: Special BondsFree. Ch. 10: Special Bonds

I screamed as the strange girl pounced on me. She stuck her tongue out and hissed her tongue in front of my face. I saw two white fangs glint in the light as I looked up at her. She looked so familiar. Where had I seen her before?

"Oh come on Anabelle. Get off the poor girl." I heard a voice from the doorway.

Anabelle got off of me and flew back over to the doorway as I sat up and looked at the man in the door.

"Fionna? Are you alright?" Marshall ran downstairs over to me helping me up. He had a few scratch marks on his arms and face. "Why did you scream?"

I pointed to the man in the doorway who looked at u

The Children of Summer Summer is just around the corner, and nature seems to come to life. For many children, their backyard's beauty finally returned, not witnessing the beauty of nature since winter's first snowfall. Imagination was at an annual high, with kids unable to build snowmen or make cakes, pies, and soup with mud.
Plays and stories within their imaginations were acted out, not realizing how many writers would kill to have such a spontaneous creativity again. One day, the young boys and girls would run around, playing house. The next day, they could be in a Medieval kingdom, fighting dragons as knights. Each day was a different story and a

Tips to fill void left by Cartoon NetworkMissing Young Justice and Green Lantern, check out some tips to help temporarily fill in the void for both shows:

First, continue to watch both shows on Cartoon Network and that way it'll help bring up the ratings.

Second, buy the DVDs cuz' who knows, if the sales are high, the network executives would probably revive the show (ex: Family Guy did the same thing not so long ago)

Third, continue to buy the remaining issues of the GLTAS tie-in comics published by DC Comics

And speaking of comics, be sure to check out the New 52 Teen Titans series and the Green Lantern ones as well because like YJ and GLTAS, they have drama, action, and a lit

More Conversations With Doci.

“Have you heard any of the scripts on the radio yet?”

“You keep asking me this Doc. I think you’re getting Alzheimer’s. I don’t listen to the radio, remember? And when I do, it’s the classic rock station.”

“I would assume, if one is writing something to be on the radio, that one would start listening to the radio.”

“I don’t think the college station broadcasts all the way to Benton anyway. Besides, I’ve already heard it.”

“You know, Warren Zevon - he did Werewolves of London, you know that song?”

“Yeah?”

“You do?”

Random Musings Of A Sarcastic Mind.....(Part 3)The People In Our World….

“Random musings installment 3; and the thing I want to just…..’talk’ about, if you will, is the people in ‘our world.’ And what I mean by that is the people in our space, not in the general term ‘world,’ but the term that is only specific to one human being interacting with others that eventually create a channel of relationships. For example: You’re best friends with someone else. Whatever, and you’re hangin’ out, chillin’ and all that fun stuff. Should we be obligated to talk to and exchange thoughts and ideas with your best friend’s friends? I often wonder that.
To further this question and example of sorts, let’s say you’re still best friends with let’s say…….John. Yet you also become friends with John’s friend, Jack. What happens when things get rocky with your best friend? And let’s say for all

Neji's torment

''NEJI Neji'' ! Get back here ten ten said in a playful voice, ''i've got to keep moving she knows my secret '' said nenji .''listen nenji I just wanna talk to you'' ! Ten ten said while chuckling .''hmm yea right I know she saw how I reacted when her finger jabbed me in the stomach I know exactly what she's up to. i've got to get outah here before gai an... “ before nenji could finish he let out a brief grunt after gai with his tremendous speed tackled him to the ground. AH Ha well nenji ten ten says you've got a secret well im sure you wont mind if lee and I test it out “said gai sensei..

eyelidshanging curtains over the soul's windows

Random Musings Of A Sarcastic Mind.....(Part 4)Tired And Stuff…..

“Numero quatro. And to start this 4th part out, I just wanna say I’m freezin’, and I’m tired. But to stimulate my mind, I’m listenin’ to Flying Lotus’ ‘Satellliiiiiiteee.’ And yes, that is the official name of that beat. I’m also humming along with it and adlibbing because I’m an artist at heart (But not really). At heart I think I’m more of a self-deprecating POS. And of course by POS I mean ‘positively outstanding stud.’ Haha, I know you agree.
But……..I had somewhat of a topic in mind for this part, but I forgot what it was. Which sucks ‘cause I thought it was really funny. Eh, whatever. You know what one of my pet peeves are? When people watch me eat. I can’t stand it, it’s one of the most annoying things ever. And I don’t know why I’m thinking about that considering I’m sitting in my bedroom,

Testing GravityHe leaned back in his chair looking at her standing behind him. Two chair legs came off the ground, "careful if you fall I won't catch you" she said.

"Yes you will"

"No I won't" He tilted the chair back further, smiling and looking her in the eyes as the chair slipped on the grass and he let gravity take over. She reached her arms out and slid under him to break his fall.

He beamed at her, "See, told you."

"Asshole..."

OFF Theories

OFF Theories

Burnt

Surely we've all heard that once you get to the final battle of the game, you see the batter's "true form", as if we were oblivious to it through out the whole game despite us controlling him. Now what if that was the case for Burnts? After all, the Bad Batter has a strong resemblance to most of the other specters in the game, which it should, including those dino burnt guys in Zone 3, there isn't much to prove this, but I thought it might be interesting.

The 4th Wall

Throughout the game, Zacharie constantly talks to you instead of the batter and always gives reminders this is all just a game, also The Judge speaks to y

Writers BlockThe words are there waiting to be printed upon the paper, waiting for the smooth moments of graphite floating across the white landscape. For the ink to sink into the permanence that is literature. They wait, but all for naught.
The words are there, but the fingers hesitate over each key uncertain of what order they must be dropped. Doubt lashes across each word, tearing them apart only to create individual letters. The masterpiece awaiting for its chance to be told, gone forever.

Angelic Dream, or Demonic Nightmare - Ch 1Red sky loomed over me. Black crows flew in circles further ahead, falling to the ground, one by one. The grass was a beautiful green with small white flowers layering the dirt.

I walked slowly towards the circle of dead crows and stopped.

A girl. A girl the age of eight years old.

She stood there staring at me. I did the same.

The girl was short, wearing a shredded brown dress that went to her knees and was barefoot. She had long brown hair. Her face was covered with shadow.

A crow flew down to her, talons ready as if to attack.

But it only bounced off the air surrounding her and fell to the ground. Dead.

More followed shortly after,

My shortest horror story...I found a spider in the house today.

Tickling my Step Brother Part 1My day started the usual way. It was my day off and I awoke to the thought of tickling. Some would say that the constant occurrence of thoughts like these would drive people insane. But not me. I rather enjoyed tickling. Especially my step brother. Especially my step brothers feet. It was always a shame for him. He hated being tickled. But it added to the fun. Anyway, my step brother was out of school and we were bored. I was going to tickle him soon it was just a matter of what he would do to make me tickle him. He eventually wanted to go bouncing on the trampoline with me. Which would have been fine if it wasn't 8:30 in the morning. (I take

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by ~Shelf-Of-Insanity, Nov 27, 2007, 7:56:31 PM
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                           Top Ten Signs You Overdid It At Thanksgiving

  10. The pets have stopped begging for food. In fact they're comatose.

   9. Your pants have an elastic waistband.

   8. Alkaseltzer and Tums are eaten like M&M's.

   7. You and your cousin fight over the remote - by nudging each other with your feet.

   6. You ate half the turkey youself.

   5. Ther are no leftovers.

   4. Every question is answered with a burp - or a fart.

   3. Nobody wants pie.

   2. The kids start asking if Grandpa died or is just napping hard.

   1. You compare your stomach with your 8 1/2 month pregnant sister in law - yours is bigger.

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He...he...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
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~reeses661 Jan 17, 2011

Trololololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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~Shelf-Of-Insanity Jan 23, 2011

What is it with you and the trolollolling lately?

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~TAHU18 May 22, 2008

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!

Very funny. That's happened to me a few times.

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~Shelf-Of-Insanity May 23, 2008

Thanke

Not last Thanksgiving I hope. That one was at my house.

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~TAHU18 May 23, 2008

No. Yes. I can't remember, it was all a blur. So much food...

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~Shelf-Of-Insanity May 30, 2008

And pie! Lots and lots of pie!!

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